Heated Vacuum Flask Concept

I call this the Man-Tube. It's a large, heated vacuum flask.

The top

• Screw off top (nothing dodgy like a pop-off)
• The spout gets opened by a button on the side
• Easy one hand operation
• Heavily concaved lid (AKA a facehole), to increase the amount of tilt before the cup hits your nose.
  

The flask

• Big. Real big. At least a litre (34 ounces)
• Wide enough to stick you hand in (to clean)
• Made of double vacuum glass. I want to see my drink.
  
• Tough. It should be able to stop a god damn bullet or be dropped from my desk.
• Internal heater. The inner glass must be getting heated, not the outside layer.
• Hole to get power from the base unit.
• Standalone. Does not require the base for use.
  

Base Unit

• Functions as the power source/adapter for the internal flask heater
  
• Has multiple inputs: USB, car-charger-thing, mains and perhaps even some batteries.

Motorcycle ramp idea

I present to you the best adrenaline ride in the world. It lets you experience doing an insane motorcycle-ramp-jump and soaring in the air .. except you don't need to have any skill to land. There is a giant overhead cable system for you and the bike which move with you and lock before you hit the water (Water just in case it screws up badly).

All you can eat buffet

Potential Captions:

• ..but sure beats the exponential airplane charges
• Hey, it's actually oddly fair..
• Sorry, but you can't come here with a dx/dt like that
  

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